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REPLY TO: ACADEMY OF ROBOTICS // REF: PC-HER-25
MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD: PROJECT ORIGINS
1. BACKGROUND: After years developing self-drive cars (kar-go.co.uk) and robots which, while in motion, track pedestrians, cyclists, and other hazards, founder William Sachiti grew curious about tracking objects that don't cooperate by broadcasting their GPS coordinates. Enter: Radar.
2. EXPERT BRIEFING: On Friday, August 8th, William Sachiti and his team will convene more than twenty leading experts in radar technology and computer science for a specialised technical briefing. The session will take place at Academy of Robotics headquarters, situated at secure RAF Neatishead (Birds Lane, Horning, NR12 8YB), with portions of the briefing conducted in the underground nuclear bunker. Attendance is by invitation only; identification will be required.
3. ASSET-01: Several years ago, during a collaboration with a division of the UK defence department, Mr. Sachiti developed an AI system for that and similar projects. This system has since undergone significant evolution, becoming a proprietary, high-capability intelligence that now serves as the core computational engine that is adept at engineering challenges.
4. APPLICATION: It is well known that in 2023 Mr Sachiti acquired the T84, a former Air Defence Radar System, and as a hobby project pledged to bring the system back online. Since then, Mr Sachiti applied his specialist AI's mathematical mind to signal processing in the world of passive radar. While he handles innovation, correcting logic errors, and tea consumption, his AI counterpart does the computational heavy lifting, and the result is why you are receiving this communication.
FINDINGS: UNEXPECTED BREAKTHROUGH & VALIDATION
5. ANOMALY: After developing a functional new type of passive radar, the initial results didn't make sense. The performance exceeded all theoretical models. To eliminate internal bias, an unorthodox validation method was devised.
6. RED TEAMING: Every major competitor AI was tasked to play the role of harsh critic. They were given access to the code, the raw signal data, and the results, with the sole objective of finding holes in the system.
7. CONSENSUS: In all cases, every AI critic—after extensive analysis—claimed the system is genuinely groundbreaking. Subsequently, a patent was filed. Details available upon engagement.
8. CONCLUSION: Bold claims require robust proof. AI validation is one thing, but it's time for human domain experts to have a look.
A NOTE FROM THE COMPANY STAKEHOLDERS
"Our mandate has always been to push the boundaries of applied technology. However, the system under review, PROJECT ECHOS IN NORFOLK, represents a departure from iterative advancement into what we can only classify as a foundational breakthrough. Standard internal validation protocols are insufficient for a claim of this magnitude. Therefore, in the spirit of rigorous scientific inquiry, we have sanctioned this summons for an unaffiliated, third-party expert review. We are not asking for endorsement; we are asking for scrutiny."
DIRECTIVE: HUMAN EXPERT REVIEW
9. INVITATION: If you have a deep understanding of, or have worked on, military-grade radar systems, we want to hear from you. We require your expertise to validate or debunk our findings.
10. TECHNICAL OVERVIEW: Attendees will receive a full, unrestricted demonstration of the technology. This is a hands-on session providing the opportunity to review source code, validate with your own tools, and collaborate with your peers. The briefing will include discussions with retired defence industry experts who have either validated the system or advised on its creation. We are particularly interested in engaging with specialists who wish to analyze our solutions to the following challenges:
- An NLMS adaptive filter fused with a tightly-tuned Phase-Locked Loop to automatically isolate and cancel the direct-path signal without separate reference antennas or manual tuning.
- A high-fidelity cross-correlation engine operating in the frequency domain, complete with rigorous windowing safeguards, NaN sanitisation, and real-time FFT processing to extract range-Doppler signatures.
- Layered TDOA triangulation and advanced Kalman filtering for multi-station 3D position estimation and track smoothing.
- An interference detection module that continuously quantifies spectral variance and adapts thresholds to maintain fidelity in contested RF environments.
- A full signal chain—including spectrum analysis, target detection, direction finding, and contact fusion—that is auditable, with persistent recording, re-playability, and anomaly tagging.
11. TERMS OF ENGAGEMENT: What’s in it for you? Aside from bragging rights and a chance to say either, "you were part of a really cool collaboration" or "you schooled a young geek who spends way too much time in a bunker," we guarantee you’ll engage with cutting-edge tech, meet fellow experts, and contribute to something groundbreaking. Plus, we promise good tea, coffee, and great company.
12. MEDIA PROTOCOL: Please be advised that representatives from local and national publications will be in attendance. Your engagement with the media is voluntary. Portions of the event may be recorded for archival purposes, and standard media release forms will be made available where applicable.
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